It is probably because my first language is not English that I find myself very often in situations, where I just use words in a way they should not be used and that creates some strange moments and some laughter.
I thought, why not making a reoccurring event out of my stories and hopefully you will join in on them. I know some of yours first language is another than English and I also believe (or hope) that it does also happen to English speaking people…
So every Wednesday I will post a little story about a little mistake I made or one of my little family members made. If you want to join in just write a post about something you experienced and link it back to this page and also tag it with “I Can English Wednesday”
And guess what: If you have a story to tell about another language, just feel free to share it too. In the end it is the same issue, right π
Thank you so much for you participation π
And here is my story for today:
When we moved from Switzerland to Australia many summers ago, we were able to stay with friends of ours, who moved the year prior from the US. She had found a nice little apartment for us and we were able to stay with them until we were able to move into our apartment.
So on the day we finally got the key, we had already all the IKEA stuff ready to assemble and she was happy to help out. While my husband was in one of the bedrooms assembling a shelf, me and my friend worked on another IKEA shelf in the living room. I was struggling with my little screw driver and so my friend handed me the one she was using when she was done with her part. And it was so much easier with this screw driver. My announcement:
“Oh my god, I could screw all day like this!”…
And for a short moment, both, my husband and my friend could actually hold it together… before bursting into laughter together…
Happy I Can English Wednesday π
Nice, happy, and sweet moments … π
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Still laughing when thinking of that moment… It was so still for a little bit before they cracked up…
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I can imagine … π
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I’ll try to join in on this one! We have this whole other language here in the Deep South, so I could go on for days about language faux pas! Good idea! π
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Yes please!!!! Can’t wait π
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My mother asked a policeman to jack her off. She meant jump her off. She is 86 so didn’t get arrested.
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How about you put that in a post and publish it on your blog with the link to my blog and the I Can English Wednesday page???? Love it!!!
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Sure, there are a number of funny things mother has done I was going to put in a post. I will include that. I’ll have to figure out how to do a link to your page.
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If you edit or weite a post there is a button in the frame where you can choose between bold, italic, Strikerhrough, bullet list, numbered list and so on and its called ‘insert /edit link. If you go to my blog and on the page you want to link it to (I can english) copy the link of it and the go to your post, highlight a word or the name of I Can English Wdnesday and click the insert/edit link button (it’s the 11th from the left). It opens a window in which you can past the link you copied before. Just make sure you have the http:// in it (and not double). And that should work. Sorry for the complicated explanation! I hope I could help you!?
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Thanks. I’ll bet I can do this. How soon do you need this? Will try to do it today.
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No rush!
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Will include her pic. She is adorable. A tiny, prissy little lady.
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The funny thing is she is so adamant about appropriate speech. Read my post “Dern” if you haven’t.
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hahaha! Will read it now!
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IKEA has far reaching humiliation capabilities! π
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Oh, it brings out the “best” in you every time you assemble something ;-)… Hey, that could be another blog event: IKEA Sunday or so… Oh, yes, I will do that right now!
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I wrote a post on IKEA a while back… Still gets hits from search engines! π
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Just created the event… what do you think? Maybe you link your post to my IKEA Sundays page???
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Sure! You will have to help me with how exactly you want me to do that, though! π
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Maybe just add a sentence in which you mention the challenge and link it there? In the original post? Or reblog and mention the event / our conversation in a sentence?
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Let me repost the story with a link to your challenge? That would get you the most attention, I think…
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Hilarious! Yes, these things also happen to those whose native tongue is English.
I’ll look for the next time it happens so I can share in the fun.
If you’re going to start an “Ich Kann Deutsch Mittwoch” here’s a bisschen: I was in an elevator in the KDW in Berlin. I asked out loud if anyone in the elevator knew which floor had shirts. One man said “Goose!”
I couldn’t hide my confusion. He pointed down and said “Goose!” In German again, this time more emphatically.
Then, he pushed the elevator button for the basement.
Someone pointed out later that “gans” means goose and he said “ganz” meaning all the way down.
π
I did find a nice shirt. No feathers or down in it!
Vincent
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Hahahaha!!! I should change the name in I Can Language… Write it as a post and link it, love it!
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Awesome, thank you!
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Lol funniest thing I have read all day!
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Thank you! It was quite a moment π
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this is a great regular event! i’ll be back at least to read, but i’ll try and figure out something worthwhile to share too.
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Please do! Would love to hear your story π
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As a former English teacher I saw plenty of language mess-ups (from native speakers) and now as an expat living in Brunei I see some equally funny mistakes. One of my favourites is a menu advertising ‘crappuccino’. I look forward to hearing more of your stories.
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Share your stories with me too! Would love it π
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