I love a good joke. Unfortunately I can rarely remember them. When I read this one I almost spilled my coffee.
Linda, this one is for you…
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
“I’m too young to die,” she wails.
Then she yells, “If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a Jackeroo from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
button at a time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps…
He looks her deep in the eyes and whispers: “Here, iron this. Then get me a beer.”
ha ha!
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Thought you might like that one ๐
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Wow…didn’t see that one coming!! Lol
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Hehehe…
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Well! I guess that took the wind outta her sails! lol
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Melinda
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Hahaha! Awesome! Will check it out and will do!
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Fantastic! Lol!!
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This is so funny! Dark hair and blue eyes are a powerful combination………. but he can get his own beer!
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Hehehe and iron his shirt! I hate ironing!!!
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I’m not a fan of ironing, unless Jeff Wayne’s War of The Worlds is playing in the background. That has the best rhythm for it ever! Da da Daaaaaaa, Da Da Daaaaaaaa ๐
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Aha! I might have to consider this next time…
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Actually, this iron music goes back a long way to my first marriage and our neighbour. It was such a glorious day, we both put our ironing boards up in the garden and put the stereo on. Jeff Wayne was her favourite too, so with stereo stereo, the ironing was done in record time (excuse pun!) ๐ ๐
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Seriously??? ๐๐๐ That’s so awesome! I bet you were shaking those hips ๐
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And a few other wobbly bits besides!
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Hehehe
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Ah ha ha ha ha! Is he taken? Gotta have that man!
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Hehehe!!!!!
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Reblogging.
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok and commented:
Re logged from Momma’s View. Thanks
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Fabulous. Very funny.
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Thanks ๐
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๐ ๐ ๐ I think I hurt myself.
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Hmmm … perhaps they could get that shirt more wrinkled before it’s ironed – and then a nice, cold beer for both of them.
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Great suggestion!
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Ha! Too funny! ๐
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Ha ha. I knew it would be something like that. Too funny.
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Hehehe
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Ha, Ha!!! Great!!
Blessings for more romantically funny stories,
Marianne ๐
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Pow! I wasn’t expecting that ๐
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It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true hahahahahaha
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Hehehe… yep…
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Love it!
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So is Jackaroo another name for Neanderthal? And approximately what % of the male population down there are Jackaroos (or just Jackasses)?
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Hehehe! There are a couple ๐
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