Questions I Think Nobody Ever Asks

Recently I answered 100 questions nobody ever asks mainly because I was curious what those questions would be. I have to say I was slightly disappointed to find out that a huge amount of them were, at least in my books, questions that are totally normal to be ask and for sure have been asked all the time. So I figured I give it a go and see if I can come up with a bunch of question I think nobody ever asks. Of course it would be heaps of fun to see your answers. I think though, that question nobody asks usually get answered by “none of your business”. And I have to admit, my question probably been asked before too… So if you prefer not to answer them, that’s of course totally fine.

  1. Boxer shorts or budgee smugglers?
  2. What color of underwear are you currently wearing?
  3. How long have you been wearing them for already?
  4. Do you ever use binoculars to watch people?
  5. Have you ever kicked someone in the groin?
  6. Would you pull a trigger?
  7. If you would meet your favorite celebrity and they would want to make out with you, would you?
  8. Have you ever slept in a room and in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and having a one night stand)?
  9. Have you had one-night-stands?
  10. Does sex have the same importance to you know compared to when you were younger?
  11. Have you ever eaten a worm?
  12. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  13. How long do you spend sitting on the toilet?
  14. What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)?
  15. Have you ever been peed at?
  16. What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed?
  17. What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home?
  18. Why don’t you clean it?
  19. Do you eat your boogers?
  20. Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag?
  21. Have you ever had head lice?
  22. Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone?
  23. Have you ever been scared of someone? (Thanks, Linda, for the question)
  24. What do you do and don’t want anyone to know when you are drunk?
  25. Have you tried pole dancing?
  26. Have you been in a strip club?
  27. Have you run over an animal?
  28. Have you ever peed in snow?
  29. Have you ever made fun of someone and then regret it?
  30. What’s your favorite kind of question of Cards for Humanity (for those who know the game)?
  31. If the father of your best friend would hit on you what would you tell him?
  32. Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age?
  33. Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth?
  34. Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink?
  35. Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterwards?

Wow… this is very hard… I actually feel that there are no questions that have never been asked. What question would you add to this list?

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59 thoughts on “Questions I Think Nobody Ever Asks

  1. Ooo – I love a good question. Okay, here goes.
    1. Boxer shorts
    2. Blue with white stripes
    3. I am glad to say only since this morning.Somedays when we are out at sea, my underwear has a ‘longer shelf life’
    4. No but I do use a camera zoom lens to watch people on the streets
    5. No, but I have strongly considered it a few times 🙂
    6. I could only answer that if placed in the situation where i needed to
    7. Yes indeed!
    8. Yep
    9. Yep
    10. Yep
    11. Nope
    12. My own cooking
    13 Sometimes I like to linger there for quite awhile. On a small sail boat, the toilet offers some much needed space in a place where there is none
    14. Read
    15. Nope
    16. A gnat
    17. My mind… just kidding…The Captain’s bathroom – it is a bitch to clean
    18. I do, but not often enough I guess
    19. Never
    20. The smell of fear
    21. Nope
    22. Yep
    23. Yep
    24. I am not much good at keeping secrets, even when sober
    25. Nope
    26. Yep
    27, Nope
    28. Yep
    29. Noe
    30. don’t know it
    31. Depends
    32. Yep
    33. Yep
    34. Nope
    35.Yep

    Bonus question – what is your number one goal in life? Are you living it?

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  2. 😆 Here a few from me.
    Do you spy on your neighbor(s)? If yes, why?
    Have you ever danced/cried in the rain?
    Have you skipped work just to chill out on your own (it could be any kind of ‘chill’ (with Netflix or not 😉 )

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    • 1. Budgee Smugglers? Known here as “Tighty-Whities?” Those.
      2. Duh, White.
      3. 9 Hours and counting.
      4. Have done. Not my idea, Uncle Sam’s.
      5. Does kneeing count? If so, yes.
      6. Have, and would again if need be.
      7. Probably. Recruit the celeb and let’s test the theory.
      8. Have done, more than once.
      9. See above.
      10. Different. Less needy, more sharing.
      11. Do those guys in the bottom of the tequila bottle count. If so, yes.
      12. Squirrel brains.
      13. As little time as possible.
      14. Crossword puzzles.
      15. Yes, and hit. Pivoting drunk at next urinal disengaging too soon.
      16. Chicken fat.
      17. The mud room.
      18. It’s the mud room, a challenge to keep clean in this climate.
      19. I hope that’s a typo and you mean “boogers.” Either way, no.
      20. Decaying flesh.
      21. Not yet.
      22. Have been but never again. I’ve learned to control my expectations.
      23. Yes. Fear is a great catalyst for stimulating action.
      24. I don’t drink anymore but at the time I thought it improved my driving skills.
      25. Do you mean like the Krakowiak or the Mazur?
      26. Once upon a time my natural habitat.
      27. I drive at night. Lots of suicidal animals out this way.
      28. Yes. Trust me, yellow snow is seldom lemon flavored.
      29. Yes and I apologize in absentia for having done so.
      30. Never played. I’ll say “Detective Story” just as a filler.
      31. Sorry but I’m not gay. Thanks for the offer anyway.
      32. Half, sure. There is no one alive on this planet twice my age.
      33. A swipe with a paper towel.
      34. No, but I could be tempted.
      35. Unfortunately, yes. there were some deep, dark corners back in the day.

      Bonus round: From your personal experience, which cars have the best back seats for making out?

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  6. Boxer shorts or budgee smugglers? None.
    What color of underwear are you currently wearing? See above.
    How long have you been wearing them for already? See above.
    Do you ever use binoculars to watch people? Yes. From my window on the south side toward the park.
    Have you ever kicked someone in the groin? Oh yeah!
    Would you pull a trigger? Sure would.
    If you would meet your favorite celebrity and they would want to make out with you, would you? Heck yes!
    Have you ever slept in a room and in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and having a one night stand)? Yes.
    Have you had one-night-stands? No.
    Does sex have the same importance to you know compared to when you were younger? IDK? Been a while. Can’t remember. LOL!
    Have you ever eaten a worm? Yes. Gummy worm.
    What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten? Coconut flakes.
    How long do you spend sitting on the toilet? I sits and done and leave.
    What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)? Nothing just sit.
    Have you ever been peed at? No.
    What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed? Coconut flakes.
    What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home? Nothing. The dirt is left behind when I enter the lobby then to the elevator and toward the long hallway.
    Why don’t you clean it? Don’t have to.
    Do you eat your boogers? God! Hell no!
    Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag? Many smells makes me gag!
    Have you ever had head lice? Nope.
    Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone? All the time.
    Have you ever been scared of someone? (Thanks, Linda, for the question) Yes.
    What do you do and don’t want anyone to know when you are drunk? Didn’t care if anyone knew.
    Have you tried pole dancing? LOL! Nope.
    Have you been in a strip club? Yes.
    Have you run over an animal? No. Don’t drive.
    Have you ever peed in snow? No.
    Have you ever made fun of someone and then regret it? Yes.
    What’s your favorite kind of question of Cards for Humanity (for those who know the game)? Don’t know the game.
    If the father of your best friend would hit on you what would you tell him? It happened and I did not tell.
    Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age? Yeah sure!
    Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth? Rinse it off mostly.
    Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink? No but I have spat in their face.
    Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterwards? Can’t remember. Most likely not because if I did I sure would remember, eh?
    Can’t think of a question.

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  10. Ha ha love your questions. Still laughing at Have you ever been peed on? Tell me what parent hasn’t? Grossest thing I swallowed, dirtiest place in my house, eating boogers, — All secrets never to be told.

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  12. Umm, wow! Skipping over the undies and sex questions…
    Yes, I have pulled the trigger many times, but never pointed at anything other than an inanimate target. Would and could I pull the trigger? YES! If someone was threatening to harm my grand babies, say good night, you’re going to meet your Maker right now!
    Grossest thing I’ve ever eaten- squid improperly cooked! BLECH!
    The dirtiest place in my house, is pretty much everywhere. Why don’t I clean it? Combo of lazy, and disability.
    Been scared of anyone? Yep, my male parent.
    Been peed at? Yep, by bay boy I was babysitting. I also asked my bf to pee on my sister when she was stung by a jellyfish. EW! I know! But it helped!
    Sadly, yes, I ran over a rabbit, in a rental car yet! I thought they ran faster than that!!
    DAte half my age? Yes, I would! Date twice my age?? I doubt there are any 110 y o men still alive TO datE!
    If my bff’s father hit on me, and he was married, I’d hit on him! With fists! And hopefully black his eye. And watch him squirm while he tried to explain it to his wife!
    Yep, been grossed out after kissing someone. But, then I took a drag of his cig, and kissed him again!

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  13. These are also fun!
    Boxer shorts or budgee smugglers? Preferably neither, but just panties.
    What color of underwear are you currently wearing? Pink I think
    How long have you been wearing them for already? I think I got up around 13 hours agoish.
    Do you ever use binoculars to watch people? No
    Have you ever kicked someone in the groin? No
    Would you pull a trigger? If I had to yes.
    If you would meet your favorite celebrity and they would want to make out with you, would you? No, I will not be someones toy that they won’t remember later.
    Have you ever slept in a room and in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and having a one night stand)? Yes.
    Have you had one-night-stands? Not intentionally but yes.
    Does sex have the same importance to you know compared to when you were younger? Sex has never been that important to me.
    Have you ever eaten a worm? No
    What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten? Eggs. Seriously, think about it you are eating an undeveloped life form. Imagine something bigger than us eating our babies. Gag!!
    How long do you spend sitting on the toilet? Haha, I’ve never timed myself.
    What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)? I think about whatever it is I am working on.
    Have you ever been peed at? I have a son, that was once a baby! Yup.
    What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed? See the grossest thing I’ve ever eaten question.
    What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home? I live with three men! The bathrooms.
    Why don’t you clean it? I do!!
    Do you eat your boogers? Nope!
    Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag? Cooking meat.
    Have you ever had head lice? No
    Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone? Yes, my ex
    Have you ever been scared of someone? (Thanks, Linda, for the question) Yes, my ex.
    What do you do and don’t want anyone to know when you are drunk? Alcohol has no affect on me. I can’t get drunk.
    Have you tried pole dancing? No
    Have you been in a strip club? No
    Have you run over an animal? Yes and I cried
    Have you ever peed in snow? No
    Have you ever made fun of someone and then regret it? If I have I don’t remember.
    What’s your favorite kind of question of Cards for Humanity (for those who know the game)? I am not sure what you are talking about.
    If the father of your best friend would hit on you what would you tell him? Back off! and probably include a couple colorful words.
    Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age? Yes
    Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth? Yes
    Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink? No
    Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterwards? no

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