All Fake

My lovely friends, it’s now all out in the open. We’re all fake. I do not really exist. Well I do but of course not in Australia. Because Australia is not real.

My pictures of pristine beaches are pictures from somewhere else. The Gum Trees are fake plants. The koala and kangaroo pictures are all photoshopped. The lorikeets are actually sparrows that got spray painted. Uluru is just a pile of dirt in the backyard of another fake identity. And the Sydney Opera House… well that’s actually the creation of a 4 year old playing with his legos… and Aborigines or Torres Straight People? Well… that’s also just a made up story. Or have you ever seen one??? 😜


Questions I think Nobody Ever Asks 2

A little while back (actually a year back already) I posted 35 questions I thought nobody would ever ask after having read 100 Questions Nobody Ever Asks. It was a lot of fun reading your answers or comments back then and I figured I will see if I can come up with 35 additional questions to ask you guys. Can’t wait for your answers!

Before you continue reading remember that they might be awkward as they are questions I would most likely never ask anybody just like that…

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