All Fake

My lovely friends, it’s now all out in the open. We’re all fake. I do not really exist. Well I do but of course not in Australia. Because Australia is not real.

My pictures of pristine beaches are pictures from somewhere else. The Gum Trees are fake plants. The koala and kangaroo pictures are all photoshopped. The lorikeets are actually sparrows that got spray painted. Uluru is just a pile of dirt in the backyard of another fake identity. And the Sydney Opera House… well that’s actually the creation of a 4 year old playing with his legos… and Aborigines or Torres Straight People? Well… that’s also just a made up story. Or have you ever seen one??? 😜